Tuesday, February 12, 2013

The Robber Baron

The Robber Baron
(A boutique.)

Salesman: (to trainee) You can tell a good customer from a thief by how he dresses. Here comes one now. Such class. Such impeccable taste. Yes, sir? What can I do for you?

Customer: Can I take this suit home and try it on there? I'm short on time.

Salesman: You sure can!
  
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