Monday, February 11, 2013

Insana: Roadie Groupie

Insana: Roadie Groupie
On her sixteenth birthday she was jumped on and raped by a vicious roadie after he gave her some crack. She decided that she liked it...

(A concert. A musician is about to leave the stage.)

Musician: Hey, baby!

Insana: Who's that hot guy over there stacking plywood?

Musician: Him? He just got out of prison for child rape!

But the roadies didn't have enough money to support her crack habit, so she had to pursue men of higher means...

(A limousine pulls up in front of a night club. The back door opens and the musician gets out unaccompanied. He is greeted by reporters.)

Reporter: Where's your date?

Musician: (shrugging shoulders) Up front with the chauffeur.

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