Middle Class Hero

Good evening and welcome to Middle Class Hero. I'm Rudy Manfelstein. I hope it isn't pretentious of me to share some thoughts I had earlier today about mobility within the social classes. The middle class is the only one that offers two opposing directions. And social class is determined by money and/or virtue: natural gifts, achievements and so forth. You people who so desperately depend on keeping up appearances that you lie and cheat to do it, get the fuck out of the middle class right now. You're a menace. We need you down where we can keep an eye on you. You cheque cashing bastards, all you think's important is money. There's so much more to life and you're in the way. So you're demoted too. Don't even dream of referring to yourself as middle class anymore at a party. They'll be onto you. Anyone left over who has something going for them, if you can reach up and yank down one of the above mentioned types from the upper class, you can take their place. Keep trying. It's the only way you're going to get out of there.
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