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(A television studio.) Snow: Welcome to End of the Line ... where we set stars up so you can watch them fall. I'm Doreen Snow. You know, after all the years that we've been in business, you'd think the stars would know better than to risk appearing on our show. Once a star appears on this show, it's the end of the line. And we can tell by our ratings that you've all been paying close attention in the last few months. In fact, we've become stars in our own right - possibly because with all the competition in jail, there's nothing else to watch! And - uh - who are you? Agent: Sorry to interrupt, ma'am. We're with the FBI. We are very interested in hearing a full accounting of how you 'set stars up', as you say. Could you come with us? Snow: Certainly not! I'm in the middle of a broadcast! Agent: Ma'am, please don't make us take you by force. Snow: Security! (Agents surround her and drag her from her post, kicking and screaming.) Snow: Take your hands off of me! You can't do this to me! I'm a star! |
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Friday, February 15, 2013
End of the Line
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