The Dirt on Dateline

Did everyone enjoy those Dateline shows? I missed them because I wasn't in on them. They were all Dateline's idea. I recall Dateline as being the show that interviewed Tina Fey shortly after I deleted my blogs and asked her if I had the talent to make my writing up. Tina Fey told Dateline that I didn't have the talent to make it up. She could be right about that. I didn't make them up as much as I experienced them in my real life. But of course, people who make things up always think everyone else makes things up. This let Tina Fey use my blogs to write her show for the following three years. She used my blogs to make a star out of herself - a movie star. It let others on TV use it, too. Then, I'm guessing, when the Dateline girls got their hands on my blogs, they used them to make themselves stars by busting popular television personalities and throwing them in the slammer. As for their coverage of me, it reduced my poor mother to tears. But what do you expect from the same network that gave you Tina Fey and Jay Leno? I'm not worried about upsetting Dateline any more. I have lawyers now. I don't care what people think any more. Let them watch my blogs on TV some more and thank someone else for it. And groupies? What groupies? Except for one person, I don't know any of those people. Never met them. Don't know their names. But I bet that band that ripped off my tunes knows them. And listen up, Dateline, you said that the reason why I'm not making it is because I'm with him? Who is he? I don't know him. You're with him. I'm not making it? Why? Because you said? And tell me more about my hit single. It must be a hit single if you say so, right? Dear God in Heaven, is that my picture? Are you allowed to publish these horrors on television? You know, Oscar Wilde said that a portrait is more of the artist than the sitter. I would extend that to say that it is also more of the artist's fans. (Take a look at the drawings of my Homeless and Cheer videos to see how I draw people.) The person I know, who Dateline wanted you to know, probably because she makes me look bad, [allegations constructed by guesswork and observations]. I'd like it if an angry mob, like the one that almost burned down my apartment with me inside three years ago, surrounded the Dateline studio and forced them to hand that evidence over to its rightful owner's lawyers. It does not belong to Tina Fey. It does not belong to Jay Leno. It does not belong to Dateline. If Dateline would have given it to me when they first recovered it, I would not look so poor and pathetic and exploitable now.
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