Thursday, February 14, 2013

Happy Valentine's Day!

Happy Valentine's Day!
A special note for girls who like my music and didn't betray me on national television.

I wish I could be with you today so I could hug you and kiss you, but you probably wouldn't like it because I smell like cigarette butts. I love you very much. Thanks for liking my songs. I'm in a bitter legal struggle right now but it won't last forever. By the end of this year I'll have a whole pile of new songs and this time I have lawyers to make sure no one steals them. Sorry I didn't follow through for you six years ago. Those TV jerks had me and everyone around me thinking I was crazy! Hope it's not too late. Some guy in the shelter thinks I missed the boat. Oh well, at least maybe I can still be rich.

Don't be sad. Whatever love you felt in my work was the love of God. I don't like people very much. They've been mean to me. But God loves them and that's why he gave me the talent to make them feel good with my art and made me so I can't help sharing it. It doesn't matter if I love you. It only matters that God loves you. But I still love you because you're so soft and sweet. And maybe if you love me we can be in Heaven together.

I hope you don't think this note is effeminate. I have such tender feelings for you. This is the only way I can put them into words.

Happy Valentine's!
  
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