(Next blog: I'm Free.)
I want my money because without my money I feel like the biggest chump in history. That's why it's against the law for shows like Saturday Night Live to use my work and leave me unpaid. Maybe I still have a shot at suing them for defamation. I'll ask a U.S. lawyer about it.
Now let's talk about me wanting my own work. They say that it's okay to use my work for profit and leave me unpaid if I don't want it. First of all, if I don't want it, what's it all doing here in my account? I erased it from the web because I didn't want Tina Fey's boyfriend to have it, not because I didn't want it. Did I ever tell you about Paul Gaughin? Brilliant post impressionist painter. You know what he did with the paintings he didn't want? He sold them. Maybe the SNL gang thinks he should have given these paintings away to others so they could pass them off as their own, but they were Gaughin's paintings. He owned them. And besides that, HE LABOURED OVER THEM AND HE INVESTED HIS MEAGER FUNDS INTO PAINTS AND CANVAS AND HE NEEDED MONEY. Isn't it a laugh? Those Gaughin's hanging in the Louvre are his rejects. Through his eyes, they were failures. As for his favourites, I'm told he burned them all on his deathbed. Let them haggle over the rejects, right, Paul? I understand you.
Next blog: The National Bullshitting Corporation.
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